"'I'd like to know if I could compare you to a summer's day. Because -- well, June 12th was quite nice, and...'"
-- Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters

"A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it."
-- Oscar Wilde

"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
-- Douglas Adams

EDUCATION, n. That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
-- Groucho Marx