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"'I'd like to know if I could compare you to a summer's day. Because -- well, June 12th was quite nice, and...'"
-- Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters
"A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it."
-- Oscar Wilde
"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
-- Douglas Adams
EDUCATION, n. That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
-- Groucho Marx
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